ok. let's try this again. no comments on the last blog. distressing. i suppose i had nothing interesting to say. well, here i sit in paradise, michigan contemplating my ample navel and i still have nothing of interest. maybe later. today i am trying to digest the following:
1. activists want to give human rights to chimp
2. where are all the honeybees going?
a. will this mean no more melons?
3. how can i wipe using only one sheet of toilet paper?
4. is pluto a planet? or a dog?
5. will i live long enough to retire? (six months)
6. who cares about paris hilton, rosie o'donnel, babs or any other movie star?
7. does anyone really like keith olberman, chris matthews or bill o'reilly?
i could go on.....
